I heard a fly buzz when I died

shame Hobart, shame

2008-11-26T03:12:00.000-08:00

What is it with places named Hobart?

OK, so it's not our Hobart, the one in Tasmania, rather it's one in the US, but it's still sick and sad.

What is it all about. More chicken molestation, that's what. Didn't these people learn not to play with their food?

Fed's indict man convicted of bestiality

New Charges For Man Convicted Of Bestiality

You’ll have someone’s eye out with that, Harry

2008-09-03T17:36:00.000-07:00

Or, Boy wizard tames beasts with wand

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe doesn’t want to end up like McCauly Culkin or Micky Rooney, so he has taken matters into his own hands. It is wonderful to see young stars actively avoiding the risk of stereotyping early in their careers, but I wonder whether parents or fans will be comfortable with the young star’s recent decisions and announcements.

In one story, Radcliffe admits to having lost his virginity to a hairdresser on the crew of Harry Potter. Nice one. She is described as an “older woman” in the article, however I wouldn’t go getting a creepy paedophile feeling about it. Radcliffe is still only 19 or 20 ish. Even now a 21 year old is an “older woman”.

In another attempt to appear grown up (?) and a little bad, Radcliffe mentioned that he’s love to play a drag queen "I think part of me would love to play a drag queen, just because it would be an excuse to wear loads of eye makeup."

Play it your own way Daniel, but I never thought that Englishmen needed an excuse to dress up and wear makeup.

Why he is bothering with all of this I am not sure, as his role in the play Equus tops all of his other PR combined.

The play tells the story of a disturbed (subjective) young man “who pokes the eyes out of horses to stifle his lust for the animals.” I always thought of "stifling" as keeping things under wraps for example, not expressing the emotions and seeming pretty normal. I don’t think the horses in this play would see the main character as "stifling" too much.

misinterpreting "animal husbandry"

2008-08-05T16:36:00.000-07:00

The Federation of Saint Kitts and Nevis (also known as the Federation of Saint Christopher and Nevis), located in the Leeward Islands, is a federal two-island nation in the West Indies. It is the smallest nation in the Americas, in both area and population.

Now it seems that this low population has become an issue, as there have been a number of reports of bestiality, as reported in the local newspaper the Sun.

Local Police Public Relations Officer Cromwell Henry described bestiality as an “abominable crime” involving sexual intercourse between man and animal.

Herein lies part of the problem. The word "intercourse" conjures up a mutual or consentual interaction. Bestiality should really be described as rape or abuse.

It sounds like the issue is largely due to the odd little community, and their odd little ways, and their odd little brains.....

Commenting on the affects that bestiality has on the biological cycle of life, (the local vet) outlined that “the animals cannot get pregnant by humans because they are not of the same species and have different chromosome numbers.”

She emphasised the medical standpoint, noting that a sheep cannot get pregnant by a ram goat and further went on to dismiss the notions often encouraged by Internet photos depicting images of human-animal offspring.
Sun

Streaking is not an Olympic sport

2008-08-02T10:00:00.000-07:00

Going to Beijing for the Olympics? Make sure you don't sleep outdoors to save cash. It has been banned to "maintain public hygiene and the cultured image of cities".

Don't let the stifling summer heat tempt you into streaking, as all you dirty capitalist westerners are want to do.

Don't get drunk nor set off fireworks nor wave "insulting banners". It doesn't say anything about insulting T-shirts though.

Anyone with mental illnesses or sexually transmitted diseases is banned, but how do they check.

The rules on the organizers' official website say it all:

"Foreigners must respect Chinese laws while in China and must not harm China's national security or damage social order".

The communists (should read fascist) authorities are taking no chances with the estimated 500,000 tourists set to hit Beijing in the coming month.

A battery of surface-to-air missile launchers are being deployed around the showpiece sites to combat streakers and the mentally ill no doubt.

Reuters

Shouting to hear the echoes

2008-08-01T05:16:00.000-07:00

This isn't me, or anyone I know, but this guy has quite a unique view on the world.

His name is Davecat, he is American, he is obsessed with "synthetic people" and he fucks a huge barbie doll called a Real Doll. Really, he does!